Thursday, February 28, 2008

Hillary Clinton is Too Legit To Quit











Damn, girl

Sometimes I look at you

And I…I just don’t know what to do with myself

It feels just like it did in 7th grade

When Erica Landes used to sit next to me in Algebra

And I’d have to walk down the hall with my math book in front of my hammer pants because I didn’t want people to see me pitchin’ a tent.

Ri-ri,

When I look at you, I feel the same way

So I wrote you this song because I know you’ve been feelin’ a little down lately.

From me to you, don’t fear me Baby!

(Sung to the tune of MC Hammer's Classic "Too Legit To Quit")

Too legit... Too legit to quit


Delegates, we’re comin’ from behind(‘hind)

but you know we don’t mind

Girl, just cry harder (Yea!)

than you ever did before

Going for the heartstrings of folks that think you’re cold (frosty)

and you know they’re buyin’ it

and no man will be tryin’ it (Nah!)

‘cause Rodham don't play that

you try to get mine boy

you better step back freeze

(freeze) cause you don't want none

We hustle for the voters and Obama’s lookin’ weak son (Texas)

yea!... Texas and Ohio gonna be the shit
Keep pushing for the nom, cause she’s too legit to quit...sing!...

Chorus (Hillary is pronounced “Hilla-Ray” like Hey Hey)
Too legit...

Too legit to quit

(Hillary)

Too legit...too legit...

Too legit to quit...

(Hillary...)

Too legit... Too legit to quit
(too legit...)

Too legit... too legit to quit...

When you go to vote, yo this race is close

So get her back cause she’ll attack and ‘em hit with a dose

of Clinton power cause she and Bill devour

All these fools who are bitter and sour

We refuse to lose, McCain is just a foo’
Obama is dope but it’s time for Hillary to rule school

DC’s got too many fools in the game who are way too lame

She’s had 35 years to learn how to make change

Cankles, you make fun cause they so big it’s insane

They got so large cause they’re housing some of her brain
Come join with a gal who’s smart, full of wit,

Runs the show and is too legit to quit...sang!

Repeat chorus x2
Chorus to fade

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